Swinging is not the same as cuddling!

Hi folks, Oliver here. Since this is my first time blogging, I really hate to whine. But seriously, Mommy, you must have been kidding yourself when you bought me a swing with the hope that it would substitute for your warm cuddly arms when I'm feeling tired and really want to be held! Sure I like the swing fine most of the time, but when I want to be held, I want to be held not swung back and forth by some cold, lifeless contraption! ~ Oliver